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An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast.

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February 14, 2019

S2 E1: Boo Hag

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  S2 E1: Boo Hag

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We kick off the second season with some new tunes, Jacob's plumbing adventures, and a listener suggested topic; the Boo Hag. A Southern take on the standard hag recipe: a dash of soul sucking, a pinch of skin stealing, a hint of women's suffrage, and a whole lot of riding. Jokes aside, if a Boo Hag takes a liking to you, it will follow you home and feed on your "life force" in your sleep. Some unlucky individuals have even, allegedly, ended up marrying a Boo Hag. Not sure what to make of this? Us either, but this one is a little witchy, so be sure to keep a broom handy.

AKA Could you pass the salt?

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January 30, 2019

Season 1 Tournament Wrap Up

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  Season 1 Tournament Results

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We bring you the results of the season 1 tournament! Also we drink gross shit.

AKA Desperate for content

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Season 1 Winner:

Black Shuck

Shout out to Lukas for correctly predicting the winner!!

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 Intro quote: Nevermore

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December 20, 2018

Contender #25 - Santa Claus

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  Contender #25  - Santa Claus

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

We discuss a figure so fantastic, it has taken over an entire season (winter. Not like a season of the show). The man with the northern most pole. The Crimson Crusader himself. Santa Claus! Jolly, old, Saint Nick began his good deeds in the 4th century, helping those in need, often financially. But as time passed, he was eventually Co-opted by the Coca-Cola Soft Drink company in the 40s. They rebuilt him. They have the technology. They made him better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster. Will Santa triumph as this seasons supreme entity? Join us, Cryptid Counters, as we press the limits of what can be considered Cryptozoological research for the last time this year.

Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Whatever you celebrate, have a good one. And thanks for listening to Counting Cryptids.

AKA We are aware that Santa is not actually a cryptid

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 Intro quote: The Missing Cookies - by Craig Dominey

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