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An excessively explicit, comedy driven, cryptozoological themed podcast. Hosted by two lifelong friends, who are fascinated by cryptozoology, the paranormal, and everything weird.

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  S2 E24: Cryptid Games: Two Truths & a Lie

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

Our hosts go head to head, testing their cryptozoological knowledge in the second installment of Cryptid Games™. Jacob will close out the season by describing three cryptids, two of which are "real" cryptids, the other is entirely fabricated from the inner machinations of his mind. After all of the information is presented, Connor will have to guess which one of the cryptids Jacob made up (the lie). We also discuss the upcoming annual tournament a bit, but more on that later. If you play along from home, be sure to let us know how you did over on social media! We'll be back January 2020, but until then, Stay Grey.

AKA Who's That Cryptid, Mon?

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  S2 E23: Slide-Rock Bolter

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 We discuss avalanches, Paul Bunyan, and the worst tourist trap of all time, the Slide-Rock Bolter. The SRB is a massive creature allegedly inhabits the mountains of Colorado, waiting on steep slopes for unsuspecting tourists to venture below. With the help of loose snow, gravity, and lubricating saliva, the SRB rockets down the mountain, crashing down on its victim(s). The SRB is said to gain enough speed on its way down, that its momentum will carry it up all the way up the next mountain, where it grabs hold, awaiting its next victim. While spotting a whale sized creature perched atop a mountain may seem like an easy task, the lack of sightings are eye opening to say the least. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we fish around this whale of a tale for yet another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA BY Lumberjacks, FOR Lumberjacks

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  S2 E22: Ebu Gogo

This time, on Counting Cryptids:

 We stumble through horrible pronunciations, debate the greater of clocks and knockers, and ramble about some little hairy dudes. The Ebu gogo are cave dwelling bipedal humanoid creatures standing just under five feet tall, with broad faces, resembling that of a monkey. Stories of these creatures emerged several hundred years ago telling of their insatiable hunger, tremendous greed, and fondness for long pig (human flesh). While the Ebu Gogo haven't been sighted for quite some time, the region is littered with reports of small, hairy, humanoid creatures that could be related. To further validate the legend of the Ebu Gogo, in 2003 remains of an individual who would have stood about 3 feet 7 inches in height were discovered at Liang Bua on the island of Flores in Indonesia, the same area the Ebu Gogo was said to inhabit. So put on you finest palm fiber fashioned clothing, its time for another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Pendulous Breasts

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